A Community Fan Fiction by Loki100
Jeff crawled on his hands and knees through Abed's magnificent pillow fort. Bright, fluffy pillows lining every wall, lit by the dim glow of colored Christmas tree lights, it gave him a sense of comfort as he traveled. Suddenly he felt strong arms pull him into a dark corner, and found himself looking into the beautiful blue eyes of Subway.
"Oh, Jeff," he said, "I love you, I love you almost as much as a $5 foot long Meatball Marinara sub sandwich."
"I thought you were with Britta, Subway," Jeff said, incredulously.
"Britta is a wonderful person, she's like a Kid's meal which includes a Fit Mini Sub of your Choice (Turkey Breast, Black Forest Ham, Roast Beef or Veggie Delite®) with Apples, and a Drink. But what I really need is your Big Philly Cheesestake Premium Footlong."
"I think you might be setting yourself up for disappointment, Subway."
"There's no way you could disappoint me Jeff, much like any of our 33,749 convenient locations could never disappoint you!"
"Oh Subway," Jeff said, sighing into Subway's magnificent pecs, "You are more beautiful than a 6-inch Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sub on flatbread that has less than 6 grams of fat! I want to eat fresh!" Jeff kissed him on his full lips and then they did a deviant sex act so disgusting it made anything Britta had ever done look like a vanilla milkshake.
(Promotional consideration for this Fan Fiction provided by Subway! Subway: Eat Fresh!)