Jeff: The Last Air Bender
A Community Fan Fiction by Loki100
As the study group sat around the table, Annie scowled at Jeff. "Jeff, you have to master the bending techniques. You haven't even mastered Air bending yet."
Jeff sighed, "That sounds like a lot of work, and if there's one thing I don't do, it's a lot of work."
"Jeffrey!" Shirley said, "You're the avatar, you have to save the world from the fire lord."
"He's your husband, why don't you do something about it?"
"If the good lord didn't give me the strength to continue, I'd grab you by the back of the head and shove you through Ba Sing Se's walls."
"This isn't getting us anywhere," Annie said, "As a MASTER Water Bender you should be spending all day learning from me. Think of how much I could teach you!"
"Look, I don't see how any of this is my responsibility."
"You're the Avatar," Annie said, "What's the point of having an Avatar if you don't… you know… Avatar…"
"Well, if you want to stop the Fire Lord so badly, why don't you find some dragon balls or something."
"Dragon balls?" Annie asked.
"I don't see why we're waiting for some Avatar to come and save us," said Britta, "We should be saving ourselves."
The entire rest of the group groaned. "Sure, just be cogs in the machine!"
"Weren't you the one that kept talking about building robot armor yesterday?"
"No, see, they're robot lions that join together and form a giant robot!"
"Britta, don't make jokes, you're not good at it," said Annie. "Can we focus? We're trying to save the world, and for that we need the Avatar."
"What you really need is the Avatar's penis," said Jeff as he took off his pants. And then all four of them banged, right there on the table.