The Walking Students
A Community/Walking Dead Fan Fic by Loki100
Jeff walked up to Annie and said, "Ah'm feelin' sad because Ah could not save everyone from this zombie outbreak, even though Ah tried to."
"Jeff, you ignorant pile of human feces," Annie replied, "Y'all need to be killin' Pierce."
"Ah'm not gonna kill Pierce! Why would you even suggest that?"
"Jeff, you sack of crap! How could you think of killin' Pierce? He's my best friend!" Annie replied.
"Ah just have to talk out my disagreements with Pierce, like men."
"Jeff, you suck! You can't talk ta' Pierce, he's crazy, you need to kill him."
"Ah'm gonna ride into Greendale, and talk things out with Pierce."
"You can't leave the study room, Jeff you worthless hemorrhoid, it's too dangerous! Why do you have to be such a moron?"
Jeff left the study room. "That's it, Ah'm gonna have have to go after that despicable turd-gobbler," Annie said. Then she stepped into wastepaper basket, fell to the floor and broke her leg and was attacked by a zombie. Zombie brains splattered all over her face, getting in her mouth, up her nose, and in her eyes, and she looked up to see Jeff standing over her.
"Jeff, you rancid fish-dick, how dare you save me! What are you, lacking your one brain cell?"
"Ah wanted to save our family!"
"Jeff, Ah demand that you shoot me in the head right now, you stupid kangaroo's anus!"
After that they left the study room, shooting all 17,698 zombies infesting Greendale's campus.